Party Like a Rockstar!

Here I am, yet again, spilling my sorrow to all you shameful readers out there. Shame on you who would want to know the secret lies within my pathetic rockstar life. But no matter, I'm here to share. How's life been so far for a young German rockstar like me? Well, life has been supa great! Of course, living in L.A really paid off! I've been partying almost every weekend, or should I say everyday? I dare you to judge me! Pfft..this is like the only time where I can find a peace of mind outside the tensed studio life. Give me a break, when I say the album is on going and will be out soon, trust me, it will! It may take some time but heck, stay patient now people. I need to enjoy my life too, who says you're the only who could do that? I won't be getting my freedom once the album is out, can't you understand that? Sigh. So in the meantime, let me partay! What? You hate me for partying? You want me to stick my butt in the studio 24/7 and get the album done a.s.a.p? What? I can't hear you, the music is too loud! #YOLO

To tell you the truth, that EDC party was the bomb! I had a blast! Yeah, that's how you rolled in Vegas, baby! And who needs Tom now? He can go party elsewhere and have all the fun with his girlfriend but for I, on the other hand couldn't care less about it! Plus, they need to get themselves a room! Well hello, little brother is always around and I'm not blind, you know! So what the heck? I got my party crew by my side and we're ready to party at any time and any where we want to! Booze, ciggy and booty-shaking music, oh this is the life of a lonesome rockstar! Hell yeah!

Can't forget my EDC Weekend! - Bill 

Damn I wish I could get laid with a random pretty girl at the bar! Too bad, my head consumed me with thousand thinking thoughts and I ended up muttering to myself, "better not!" Yes, Bill Kaulitz. It's dangerous! No, you're too dangerous! Certainly not going to unleash my inner lust for a one night stand, not my expertise, sorry. Hence, I'll be sitting at the lounge, doing what I do best; puffing the smoke away with a ciggy, eye-candy on people while talking to some designers who I must say, really enthusiastic on promoting themselves to let me hire them for my next wardrobe collection or making me as one of their models, perhaps? Obviously, they couldn't deny the fact that I'm hot and wanted! *flips hair* oh wait, where's my hair? Opps, silly me, I'm a baldly now! but I'm hot, still. and yes, I'm Bill, still :D

Tom's DSDS Fashion, Hot or Not?

Here as per request, TH!E fashion file report is back! Well forget about the fashionisto of this band for a while, let's take a look at his twin brother's fashion, instead! I'd say he deserves a special DSDS Liveshow TK fashion review, too! Long gone of the hip-hop wannabe days as the stunning Tom has found a secret entry door to Bill's couture closet! So, is Tom gonna make a fashion statement out of what he wore as hot as Bill? Let's find out as we flashback to the DSDS liveshow and hey, bring out the star ratings board!

DSDS Liveshow #1 

"In your shadow, I can shine!" 

While Bill was having a feast and luring all the ladies on his dining table. Tom here has created a totally opposite look from his brother's old French century attire. Possibly trying to look like the rockstar of the band, he showed up with a classic black leather biker jacket that shouts "Hey baby, wanna take a ride on my bike after the show?" You have to agree with me, biker jacket is that one piece of clothing which got you turned on by just taking one good look at the sexy man who rocks it out! It's a SMOKING HOT piece, no doubt. In fact, it was the first ever Tom showed to the world his new hairstyle, yeah no more dreads, just plain straight long hair tied in a messy ponytail. It doesn't make him look like a girl somehow, phew! All in black, Tom may have sunk in Bill's limelight but to be a shadow paid off as well, say "In your shadow, I can shine!" Tom should sing the song to Bill instead ;p But wait, is that a bomb hanging in your pocket? I get it, black equals to mafia, too!

 Ratings: ***** 

DSDS Liveshow #2 

"Oversized never gets old." 

Flaunting with an oversized jacket seems to be that one ideal look for Tom Kaulitz since like his teenage years! Not gonna show the world your perfectly buffed up body, eh Tom? I guess his signature old look has never die out! He likes it big, XXXL for a comfy wear perhaps? But thankfully, as he grew up, the XXXL size has loosen some of the X, shrunk the size to XL for a change. It came to his senses, the fitter the better! Just a simple black pants and a grey t-shirt underneath a quite a colourful oversized jacket (circus-themed, judging by the colour, lol), this rocker loves to keep it simple and gave the opportunity for his little brother to shine out way brighter than he is!

 Ratings: *** 

DSDS Liveshow #3 

"Loving him was Red." 

Yeah as Taylor Swift would have said it in Red. We love him and the red stands out! Obviously, if it goes on with black. Again, going for a chill back simpler look, Tom tried to keep the spotlight away from him as much as possible. "Yeah, direct them to Bill, not me!" But somehow, I think he rocks it better on that liveshow with his attire compared to Bill who was donning that hideous Christian Lacroix's rodeo jacket, haha! Way to go, Tom! The red jacket looks sleek and totally fashionable for someone who considered to wear something hip-hop-ish once upon a time ago! ;p

 Ratings: ***** 

DSDS Liveshow #4 

"Black is the new Black?" 

Black again, Tom? but this time in denim. Wait a minute, I had almost forgotten, once quoted by Bill, "But now, i must choose Black, the color of Tom's soul." no wonder he chose this colour so often for his attire! Nevertheless, Tom looks good in black and that shouldn't be a problem if he wanted to bring out his inner dark soul. One thing for sure, that half tied pushback hairstyle has been staying put for 3 shows in a row! ;p

Ratings: ** 

DSDS Liveshow #5 

"Sk8er Boi" 

Yes, matching with his twin brother but with a little effort of pulling out his fashion sense, the old hip-hop Tom is back. Not entirely ghetto, only the cap counts though. And yes, baggy clothes. I'd say Tom looks like one of those rebel boys in high school who happens to vandalize the school with spray paints and rule the hallway with a skateboard! Skater boy on a prowl, he lost his way and making an entry to a liveshow. Not really fond of this look, kinda thrashy and tacky a bit for our Tom Kaulitz. I mean come on now Tom, you could have done better instead of throwing in a dull checkered shirt! You're only getting one star, one less what Bill had gotten! at least Bill looks more presentable, so he scores a lil bit more, haha ;p

Ratings: * 

DSDS Liveshow #6 

"the last look back is Black." 

And here we are, ladies and gentlemen, another black! and another jacket (a unique piece, I must say. just look at the design) over a simple attire. As expected, simple is his middle name, didn't even bother to outshine his stylish little brother. Well, I suspect Bill has threaten to kill Tom if he steals the limelight. The rule; Tom will go all simple and let Bill have all the spotlight and attention. Hence, the simple Tom was unleashed ;p Nah, we knew Tom very well that he has less fashion sense compared than Bill, no doubt his look would turned out boring, sometimes.

 Ratings: *** 

DSDS Liveshow #7 

"Checkered, checked!"

Checkered for a liveshow, hmm? Yeah, I have my own strict fashion policy, never go for checkered for a liveshow, don't really think it's a good idea. If it's semi-formal or formal, try and avoid wearing anything relates to checkered. Jeans too. However, I'd make an exception for Tom with his baggy jeans though since he's a hip-hop rockstar who suits well in it. But hey, all thanks to that v-neck t-shirt he wore underneath, Tom scores high in the sexy column! Who wouldn't love if a sexy guy revealed a little sexy chest for us to drool over, now? ;p p/s: I love it when he dons that messy ponytail with a few strands of hair falling out, totally sexy! 

Ratings: **** 

DSDSLiveshow #8 

"Damn it, denim!" 

Okay I'll stay cool with your denim style and not gonna blab it out negatively saying it would be inappropriate for a liveshow if you promise to do more exploration in Bill's closet, do we have a deal, Tom? haha! Not a huge fan for this one, but Tom managed to strut himself good and so, i'm all good with that ;)

Ratings: *** 

DSDS Liveshow Finale #9 

 "Stop! put your hands up in the air!" 

Uh oh! don't be too naughty now, Aliens! or Mr.Tom Kaulitz from the special sexy force might shoot you with his gun! IF that is he has one in those vest. Don't ya think he'd make one super stunning cop in this attire? And talk about that plain tight white tee that hugs his torso perfectly! Finally, a perfect ending to DSDS with an eye candy treat for us all! All eyes on his man boobs, i mean muscular hot bod, whoa it's getting hot in here! Please don't wish him to take his clothes off, now or the heat will doubled up! ;p

Ratings: ***** 

Ella's Star Ratings
* Take it off or I'll tear it into pieces!
** Get me a blindfold, I can't take another look! 
*** Trust me, you can do it better!
**** Rock out with that fashion, baby! 
***** OMG, you're a total Fashion God! Strut for me, baby!

Ready to Take Off, Aliens?

" The best male-choir you will ever have the chance to listen to! "

Another surprise is revealed when our boys recently posted a photo of them in the studio doing a little choir! I must say, the anticipation of the new album is killing us all! A choir recited by Bill, Tom, Georg and Gustav altogether (with an addition of an unknown man), whoa! ;O that has never happened before in the Tokio Hotel history! So, there's gonna be a song where they will sing together instead of letting alone Bill sing on his own. Trust me Aliens, this coming album is gonna blow us straight to mars! or better yet to Humanoid City of where we actually belong ;) But the only question still remains, what's taking them so long? I'd say they're probably making one supermassive blackhole album that requires a lot of work and of course, a lot of patience is needed by us! So have you prepared for the biggest meteorite coming on your way? to hit our beloved Humanoid City? Get ready! Aliens. I'm pretty sure once the new album comes out, BOOM! your feet are no longer touching the ground, a new set of inhumanly sexy rulers will take you off to a new dimension of where their music will be drumming in your ears non-stop, it would be an ecstasy you just can't get enough off! Houston, we have a problem ..behold a new city is created, pack your bags, we'll be leaving Humanoid City, soon! ;)

Hello Sexay Skinhead! ;)

He had it short.

He had it long.

He dyed it jet black.

He dyed it grey.

He dyed it blonde.

And one day, the sexy lion king decided to throw away his mane hair! 

How did it turned out?

TADAA!

Bill: ''I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and i didn't care who knew it'' - Raymond Chandler

Oh Goodness Gracious, I think I'd have a heart attack! ;O breathe, breathe..
"OMFG! asdfghjkl! Bill, what have you done?" And that would probably be our reaction when we witnessed the lion king has finally shaved his head! Like really shaved it off clean! Don't say I didn't warn ya, I did tell you sooner or later, he's gonna get bored of that long blonde hair he was wearing! But obviously, I didn't expect him to go with this kind of hairdo, thought it was more like a crazy hairdo with a crazy neon dye! It was a shocking surprise! but he shocked us good! I'm guessing our Mr. Bill Kaulitz here has decided to keep his hair all neat and almost bald, say goodbye to the extensions and hairspray days! or maybe it was for his own good? Hair gone terribly damaged eh? Hence, shaving is the only solution. I knew it that Tom wouldn't be trolling us off with his previous post of that icky lump of hair picture, ahah! No way it was their dogs' hair or even Georg's, it was definitely Bill's! Now now, Aliens, calm down! It's just a hair matter, you don't need to make a big deal out of it and leaving the fandom with a silly reason of hating Bill for doing what he desire! He seeks for changes, let it be! Plus his statement said it all, whether you like it or not, he wouldn't give a damn about it! So people, you still wanna judge? Go ahead for Bill doesn't give a shit! But come on now, with or without hair, Bill would look stunning as ever, as always! Well, the TH!E team thinks he can score big time if he can pulled off this hairdo, flawlessly! Hear that Bill, strut it out sexily, skinhead! We can't wait to see you rocking with this super clean cut! Manly points for you *ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* the bell seemed to have blown up, uh oh! So beware, Bill Kaulitz..

" I am cannibal, I'll eat you up, RAWR! ;p "