Ready to Take Off, Aliens?

" The best male-choir you will ever have the chance to listen to! "

Another surprise is revealed when our boys recently posted a photo of them in the studio doing a little choir! I must say, the anticipation of the new album is killing us all! A choir recited by Bill, Tom, Georg and Gustav altogether (with an addition of an unknown man), whoa! ;O that has never happened before in the Tokio Hotel history! So, there's gonna be a song where they will sing together instead of letting alone Bill sing on his own. Trust me Aliens, this coming album is gonna blow us straight to mars! or better yet to Humanoid City of where we actually belong ;) But the only question still remains, what's taking them so long? I'd say they're probably making one supermassive blackhole album that requires a lot of work and of course, a lot of patience is needed by us! So have you prepared for the biggest meteorite coming on your way? to hit our beloved Humanoid City? Get ready! Aliens. I'm pretty sure once the new album comes out, BOOM! your feet are no longer touching the ground, a new set of inhumanly sexy rulers will take you off to a new dimension of where their music will be drumming in your ears non-stop, it would be an ecstasy you just can't get enough off! Houston, we have a problem ..behold a new city is created, pack your bags, we'll be leaving Humanoid City, soon! ;)

Hello Sexay Skinhead! ;)

He had it short.

He had it long.

He dyed it jet black.

He dyed it grey.

He dyed it blonde.

And one day, the sexy lion king decided to throw away his mane hair! 

How did it turned out?

TADAA!

Bill: ''I was neat, clean, shaved and sober and i didn't care who knew it'' - Raymond Chandler

Oh Goodness Gracious, I think I'd have a heart attack! ;O breathe, breathe..
"OMFG! asdfghjkl! Bill, what have you done?" And that would probably be our reaction when we witnessed the lion king has finally shaved his head! Like really shaved it off clean! Don't say I didn't warn ya, I did tell you sooner or later, he's gonna get bored of that long blonde hair he was wearing! But obviously, I didn't expect him to go with this kind of hairdo, thought it was more like a crazy hairdo with a crazy neon dye! It was a shocking surprise! but he shocked us good! I'm guessing our Mr. Bill Kaulitz here has decided to keep his hair all neat and almost bald, say goodbye to the extensions and hairspray days! or maybe it was for his own good? Hair gone terribly damaged eh? Hence, shaving is the only solution. I knew it that Tom wouldn't be trolling us off with his previous post of that icky lump of hair picture, ahah! No way it was their dogs' hair or even Georg's, it was definitely Bill's! Now now, Aliens, calm down! It's just a hair matter, you don't need to make a big deal out of it and leaving the fandom with a silly reason of hating Bill for doing what he desire! He seeks for changes, let it be! Plus his statement said it all, whether you like it or not, he wouldn't give a damn about it! So people, you still wanna judge? Go ahead for Bill doesn't give a shit! But come on now, with or without hair, Bill would look stunning as ever, as always! Well, the TH!E team thinks he can score big time if he can pulled off this hairdo, flawlessly! Hear that Bill, strut it out sexily, skinhead! We can't wait to see you rocking with this super clean cut! Manly points for you *ding ding ding ding ding ding ding* the bell seemed to have blown up, uh oh! So beware, Bill Kaulitz..

" I am cannibal, I'll eat you up, RAWR! ;p "

Germans in Argentinean Restaurant in US.

So, you're planning to have a little dinner at a particular restaurant in your town. Say, somewhere near the table where you're sitting, two gorgeous rockstars seemed to be having their dinner too for that night! And voila, this actually happens! Wow reality ain't gonna bite you, this time around! A lucky girl, you are to have caught our sexy kaulitz twins enjoying a dinner meal at the same place as you were enjoying your dinner.

"I WENT TO AN ARGENTINEAN RESTAURANT CALLED 1810 IN PASADENA AND AS I'M WALKING TOWARDS IT I SEE A GUY IN A BEANIE WHO LOOKS LIKE A TOTALLY HIPSTER, MAYBE KINDA DOUCHY AND I THOUGHT, ONLY EUROPEAN MODELS HAVE AN EXCUSE TO WEAR THOSE, IN THE US YOU JUST DON'T!" says by you.

Who wouldn't notice him, right? And obviously, when it comes to a term of labeling Bill as a male model, his handsome face has definitely caught your eyes! You couldn't deny the fact that, Bill is indeed a stunning man in real life. Talk about being photoshopped like most of the time, pfft! Heck, perfection has a name and it is spelled as Bill Kaulitz. The funny thing was, how come Bill is sitting next to Tom and not Ria? easy peasy, lemon squeezey, duh Tom loves Bill more! and they'd make a better couple haha! kidding ;p

But wait! here's the SCOOP: are we seeing this clear? Is Bill donning a new hair dye under that beanie? Hmm..I gotta say, it's 50/50. It's either his hair roots grew long or he dyed it dark back again! Whoa now, no more the lion king? err.. welcome back prince of darkness!? Don't say I didn't warn ya, Aliens! I did tell you that he'll get bored of his hair eventually and will constantly experimenting a new do every now and then! But I'm not expecting it to be this soon though. Come out, come out now Bill, show us your hair! Is it still blonde? or you're rocking it dark again! ;)

Source: TheShadowGrove

Expect the Unexpected! ;)

For the 4th time in a row ..here we are, still standing strong! Make yourself proud, Aliens for our recent victory on winning the best fan army ever! Wuhuu! Congratulations! And with that, don't put us on the waiting line anymore, Tokio Hotel! You guys gotta give us a little something for what we deserve! two words, new album! As Bill has promised us, there would be a new music, soon! SOON. You've been using that word a lot of times already and trust me, the Aliens are getting sick of hearing it over and over again because alas, that 'SOON' would turned into years! haha ;p Soon, Monsoon, hey it rhymes! Soon would be a good title for your new single, ahah! XD Better work your sexy asses off, boys! We want that soon to be really meant as soon!

 

But whatever happens, the wait continues. Nevermind just let them do their work, they're creating something magically, extraterrestrial! and i bet it's worth the wait! and are you sure you're ready to see them back in action? I know I'm not! Easy to say, they are actually giving us some time to prepare ourselves for the newly improved Tokio Hotel! So, make a good use of the time with your fangirling preparation! ;) Now while we're expecting their new baby to come out, I'm putting some notes of what we should expect on their new album production. Aside from selling gazillion numbers of album and sold out concert tickets, I'm hoping Tokio Hotel would make a big comeback with a lot of surprises! But hey, my expectation weighs more on the lead singer, he is in fact the frontman, the band's focal point, So here's what I wanna see from him!

#1. Bill with a new crazy sexy hairdo!

I know some of you guys are pretty much happy with his current lion mane hair! But I don't think Bill would be keeping it for a long time. You gotta believe me though when I say he would look sexy anyway even with an ugly hair! Opps, did I just say, ugly? Teehee, I'm not really fond of his blondie long hairdo! What I'm expecting to see is Bill rocking out with a new haircut and hair dye for the new album! This might happen as you know Bill follows the trend or was it the trend follows Bill!?

#2. Bill playing Guitar or Piano

This is definitely the most expected miracle thing that I'm dying to see it happen! And yes the chance is there for Tom has revealed that there's gonna be a work of music art created between Bill and a secret musical instrument for the new album. Just imagine, Bill is singing while playing a guitar or piano, a beautiful voice serenading you while a beautiful melody is being strummed or played with his tattooed hand. Uber sexay! Plus, he needs a new bedazzled musical gear, yeah the old crystal carat mic needs a companion! it's lonely like you, Bill, lol. Well, i'd say the rock God should have an electric guitar! ;)

#3. Bill kissing a girl in a Music Video

Just to spice things up, hire a beautiful model and let Bill's lips do the magic for once in a while instead of letting the robots do the steamy romance scene, HAHA! By far I think this is the most impossible thing to expect from Tokio Hotel for like ever! and some of you would definitely not agree with me on this! You'd die to see Bill kissing another girl else than you, right? I'm a Bill fan and I know how it would make you feel like. But let's just say I'm desiring to have a heart attack just because of it! ;p Okay, if  that's too much, perhaps a real good video would do, yes no more of concert or backstage footage, pretty please! :D

Those are my expectation specifically on Bill for the new album but hey they say, "good things happen when you least expected it." Maybe I shouldn't expect this and that at the first place and just be surprised with what the boys are gonna serve us up this time around? ;)

I am Bill Kaulitz, your fuckin' Rockstar!

WARNING: THIS IS ONLY A FICTION.

The afternoon scorching Sun of L.A breaks in my window and yet another 'wonderful' day of my life has just begun. I force myself to open my eyes, sighing and wishing it would be night instead so that I could continue with my hibernation. Unfortunately, my energy bar is at its fullest, no way I could go back to sleep! "Oh scheisse! Why do I have to get up?" *bury my face in the pillow*

I wish to be in dreamland forever, wanna know why? I hate my life! Yes, even though I'm a famous person, a Rockstar, a sexy one, not to mention ..who got million of girls all over the world begging on their knees just to get my attention! which eventually they won't getting any. Pfft, I do feel tired at times living in this stardom life, for all that matters I'm just loving the luxurious treatment being served if you are one. I love being treated as a king, heck they (my fans) even gave me a nickname that goes by 'Lion King' coincidentally just because of my lion mane hair! More reasons to love the Aliens, danke. But somehow, I have to admit at times, they drove me mad! Easy to say, everyone drove me mad! It's like everything I do and every step I take, I'm being watched over. Did someone hire a secret agent to spy on me? Oh wait, that's just the paparazzi! Chasing me like an idiot, and I feel like laughing my ass off because some of them doesn't even know who am I and yet they still chase me crazily as if I'm a delicious mouth-watering meat to feed on the lions. Again with the lion, sorry couldn't help myself with this big cat! You see my problem here? I'm a fuckin' rockstar but I hate being the center of attention when it comes to filming my private life. "Shut the fuck up, Bill Kaulitz! You're the one who chose this path!" my inner self kept telling me that every time I started to whine about my 'oh-so-amazing' life! Most of the time, I feel like I'm being trapped, caged, imprisoned or whatsoever you called it by reality. I know reality bites! but my reality bites me 'good'!

For God's sake, I can't even date anyone at the moment! I can but I refuse to. Hence, I've created tons of statements saying, "I haven't found the right one yet.", "I still believe in love at first sight.", "I have no time for love.", "I will wait until love come and fly to me." and bla bla bla ..yes, just to please the society! I might have a feeling that they can't even handle themselves, seeing me having a lover now, can't they? Heck, I'm still curing myself from my previous heartbreak, well at least I think I am. No wonder all of my song words sounded like melodramatic shit! In that case, I should scream out loud, "Hey everybody, I'm still single and nobody loves me!" to make a clear statement to all of you! Happy now? I know I'm not. Someone out there is waiting for me but I don't wanna risk my life of finding my angel, it's an a act of suicidal! Yeah, I'll be facing a funeral party if I do that because I know my adoring fangirls would be mourning over the death of my single-and-lonely relationship status, some would rather see me turned gay too! That's a no surprise, I've been called gay from the very moment I started out my music career! All thanks to my androgynous look and killer style! Secretly, I'm getting sick of it! Hence, it came to a point where I started to cut my hair short, grow stubble, ditch the eye-liner and gain muscles! Do I look pretty to you now? Yes? No? Oh well, at least I've tried to shake it off the pretty look but no matter how hard I've tried, I am still the same old Bill Kaulitz. Although I look manly now, people won't stop saying I'm gay because I still believe in true love. Wtf, right? People judge me too quickly and I can't even pull a smile on my face and stare at a random guy, they would ship me and that particular guy for sure! This whole thing made me think twice, am I really gay? Honestly I'm not even sure, myself. Even so, why should I announce it to the world, huh? All I wanted is to be in love, simple. BUT why can't they let me be in love? Tom could but not me! It sucks like hell!

So tell me, with that, how can you live a day without being stressed out by reality? There's only one solution to that, ciggy! Puffing one after another to ease my mind over negative things. Yes, I'm addicted to smoking. I've already said once upon a time ago, I smoke like a chimney! It bothers me a lot when I jokingly said that I'm trying to stop smoking (which I am!) and people take it in seriously like serious shit! I know it's bad for my health and my precious voice but I'm fuckin' stressed out and you're making me more stressed by hating me and left the fandom just because I've made a fake promise! fyi I've never even promised you anything, if you heard it coming from my mouth, it got spilled out, accidentally. My bad for that, sorry!

Can my life gets any better than this? Oh dream on! Btw I bet after I left my favourite nightclub, the Bootsy Bellows, tonight, those paparazzi would trail me down until I've reached Astro Burger for my supper. Hiding behind bushes, walls or anything they could find to be invisible, clicking on those DSLRs non-stop! Alas, showing off pictures and a video of me eating a burger like a pig! I sense more tension coming about in my fandom, concerning of what I'm eating! You need to know that Veggie Burger do exist! Again, they will say I'm a fuckin' liar on being a vegetarian for just seeing me eating a patty-looking burger!? Thought my life in L.A would be a heaven on Earth but turns out, it is actually a dark realm of where my nightmare came to live! I wish I could get the album process to be done soon so that I can fly back to my homeland. Now that the DSDS show is over, there's no reason for me to return to Germany, why did I even have the idea of moving to L.A in the first place? Oh wait, I forgot. Too many stalkers. So much of wanting an escape from that, I wasn't aware that L.A has a few stalkers too here and there, they're not many but still, they're here! But at least I could breathe a little since they would prefer chasing after the Hollywood stars more than my brother and I. The expenses here may be pricey but hey, it's worth every dollar I own! My band has been around for a long time, you couldn't imagine how much Euros we earned, all thanks to the Aliens! But still, some made a rumor saying the Kaulitz twins have gone bankrupt! And we chose to be in DSDS just to get more money to continuously living in a fame life. Bullshit! If my wallet is anorexic, I wouldn't be working my ass off with the new album in L.A! I would fly off to Germany, A.S.A.P and finish it there with a local recording label. I know I can be dumb sometimes but truth is, I'm a smart-ass too! Then again, people would rather notice my mistakes than my virtues!

"Gahhhhhhh this stresses me out!" *light up a cigerette* Are you still mad at me for smoking? But why do you even bother of what the hell am I doing with my life?! Hold on, again I forgot. I am a famous Rockstar! Pitiful isn't it? Gosh! I need to remind myself that "I'm a Rockstar and I can't have a normal life" like in every second! Oh dear Lord, forgive me for I have sinned you of having a love/hate relationship with my reality life, sigh.

Georg, Gym, Go Figure

Georg, Gym, Go Figure

Shit, think I’ve gained a few pounds. Go figure, how am I suppose to achieve an Adriana Lima body then? Maybe, just maybe I should join those dance classes where I’d just shake my bum to the groove instead of doing those serious work outs. Plus, I get the feeling heavyweights and me won’t jell really well.

See, these thoughts keep racing through my mind as I’m looking at myself through this disappointing mirror. I could have sworn it’s laughing at me. Oh why can’t you magically transform me into anything I desire? I mean, seriously. I couldn’t ask for more right? Having Georg Listing as a boyfriend but it gets really overwhelmed you know. Especially when his best friend, Bill rocks more designer clothes than the models on the runway, more or less me. Hell, he has skinnier legs than me!

“Come on babe, you said you wanted to follow me to the gym today right?”

There you go, my rock hard bassist. Ever since he chopped off his hair, sporting the male model look, he seems to be getting more girls fondling over him. Ha, serves those twins right. Think they are so hot, well in yo’ face Tom.

Okay, guilty as charge, put me in the federal prison but yeah I do have something against Tom since he’s too boasting out of his “Hotness” sometimes. And for the record, I prefer Bill much more than him.

“Mm, how about tomorrow? I’m feeling a little under the weather today.”

There you go, I knew it. He’s going to sigh, do his little run the fingers through the hair like he knows its kryptonite to me.  And oh, these arms sneaking those tiny hot veins around my waist are making my knees trembling with his nose pressing against my forehead and that little touch of his warm luscious lips. Woah! Dang, hot momma! I feel like I’m on an adrenaline rush. Whatever this is, I sure won’t want it to stop.

“Fine, Fine. Only because I want to prove you wrong that I jog like Bill.”

Just like that, I agreed on to assign myself to this suicide mission just cause without him saying anything, only tender touches make me say yes.

Bill's DSDS Fashion, Yay or Nay?

Now that DSDS is over, i know i know..can our Saturday night life be even more dull? ;) Perhaps, Tokio Hotel need to speed up their album-producing process so that our dull world could be brighten up with rainbows again, whee~! ;D Alright, as promised, I've managed to pile up my writing sources for a special DSDS Liveshow BK fashion review. My fingers couldn't wait any longer to blab about Bill's fashion in DSDS Liveshow! Heck I'm even guilty of watching DSDS just for the sake of seeing what our rockstar wore for the night! So, you saw what he has worn for every show and now it's my turn to dish out to you whether he scores high or low on the TH!E fashion-to-die-for board! I'm pulling out my star ratings, so here it goes! XD

DSDS Liveshow #1 

"You are cordially invited!" 

Imagine sitting on a table of feast and he's the host of the night. Likewise, sitting on the judging table and he's the critic of the night. Looking like a Monsieur from the old French century, Bill would take you into a world of darkness as he lures you with his charming attribute and of course it comes with a price of your blood. No doubt, as I've said before, he'd make Lestat De Lioncourt wishing he could beg Bill to take his character role for good. It's all about the ruffles and sleek suit! Such a rockerfella vintage he is! I don't really fancy that gold-crystallized belt on his neck though, it may be creative but it's a lot going on for that one spot! The ruffles are just enough, Bill! But obviously, our rockstar won't leave his divalicous topping away, oh well. For those who admires the old century like I do, put on your big dress and hail a hansom to this gentleman's mansion as he awaits for your arrival on his dinner table or should I say plate? ;)

Ratings: **** 

DSDS Liveshow #2 

"Keep Calm and Act Like a Sir!" 

I don't just LIKE it, I LOVE it! From top to bottom! Oh my God, could he be more elegant and classy? Yes, I'm a fan of the old century, futuristic era is not my cup of tea! Hence, this attire scores at the top of the list! Donning a simple white shirt with the sleeves folded (a major turn-on for a guy!) and that high-waisted black slack hung with suspenders, I spy a dashing young man wandering about on DSDS! I'd say Bill should keep his fashion at a minimal level sometimes due to his strong features, he doesn't have to wow us with extravagant clothes or accessories! Less is more! ;)

Ratings: ***** 

DSDS Liveshow #3 

"Ticket to a Rodeo show!" 

I have to admit when he tweeted a pic of this piece of clothing before the show, immediately I'm cancelling my plan on watching the show for that night, haha! I don't dare to look at him wearing that so-called hideous jacket *facepalm*, sorry Bill. But hey, even if it's hideous to my eyes, it is fashion couture and Bill seems to like it, he pulled it off stylishly anyway in the show! Feeling like in a glam rodeo, this bullfighter jacket of Christian Lacroix's is matched up with a white skinny and black tank top underneath by the bull master. Come to think again, not sure if he's the master or the bull though, all thanks to his septum ring ;p Well, all I could say for this one is, "take it off!" bet he'd rock better with that tank top only!

Ratings: * 

DSDS Liveshow #4 

"May I present to you, your Noble Rocker." 

BK, Y U SO CLASSY & SEXY? if there's only one person who could combine classy and sexy together, it would definitely be Bill Kaulitz! You see what my problem is here? I can't stand of looking him being overly sexy with elegance. His sophisticated attire is spiced up with a glittery grey top, just like a perfect cherry on top of a banana split! It's not too classy as the element of glam rock is clearly visible and dominant. Sexy points for the top though for revealing his yummy muscular tattooed arms! Oh suspenders? Way to go! And of course, with a messy yet sexy ponytail for the hair, don't wait any longer, let's bring out the sexy siren, *Woot Woot*! If he's trying to payback for his previous fashion downfall of the rodeo, I gotta say he's done a good job because with having him wearing this one out, it'll make you just wish you didn't tease him for donning an ugly attire! Yikes!

 Ratings: ***** 

DSDS Liveshow #5 

"Big Bird is back!" 

Not with the furry jacket again! You ain't a pimp, Bill! :/ For one thing I dislike about Bill's fashion sense is when he pulled it off with an extremely HUGE furry jacket that look like it might just swallow his whole body up! But what can I say? Mr.Bill Kaulitz here breathes in luxury and extravagant! Bet he feels like he's the king of the world while flaunting that jacket on his shoulder. Underneath it however, a very unique clothing piece of batik being worn, good enough to score at least two stars on my rating ;p I'm not liking the overall scheme colour of his attire, it made him look rather dull.

Ratings: ** 

DSDS Liveshow #6 

"Les Miserables inspired?" 

A french soldier on the loose, this time around? Yeah, picture him with a rifle and shouting, "to the barricade!" He'd be one glam soldier, I must say! haha ;p Again with a simple dressing of black tank top underneath paired with red skinny, also with gold chains and rings for an accessorize, he creates a fashion statement of his own. Although, not good enough to grab my full attention because I think he could do better! ;)

 Ratings: *** 

DSDS Liveshow #7 

"A-TENTION! commander Bill's in charge!" 

I guess Bill's no longer ranked as a soldier, he is now a commander! ;p Looking gorgeously handsome in a black military jacket that spells couture, he is ready to take charge for an attack towards Dieter Bohlen, Mateo and even his brother, Tom, in order to put them down on the ground as he will be the only one who can rule the DSDS fashion land! I dig his ring, btw! ;)

 Ratings: **** 

DSDS Liveshow Semi Final #8 

"Ocean Blue." 

And finally, Bill is following the trend instead of letting the trend follows him! Yes, everyone is into tie-dye hair right now and it includes him. He was all blue for that night, with blue streaks for the hair and blue shirt for the torso and you could only see him once in a blue moon to be rocking in the colour, blue. Rarely sees him in blue since black is his no.1 all time favourite choice but hey, he's looking all fine and dandy in blue, now that counts! I couldn't help it that his hair reminds me of the ocean world, do you feel like turning into a merman soon, Bill? ;p

Ratings: *** 

DSDS Liveshow Finale #9 

"Forever a Rockstar!" 

I expected him to be looking over the top for the finale show but thank God, Bill came to his senses and decided to just put on a typical sexified Rockstar look! Yes, somehow he's been hiding his true rockstar self for quite some time during the DSDS show with pulling off varieties of stylish attire that has none resemble him to as himself. Yes, a rockstar! A tight leather pants and star-studded leather jacket were good enough to make him look like one hella sexy rockstar that would rock your soul for the night! You rock the attire and the DSDS show, Bill! Rock on!

 Ratings: *****

Ella's Star Ratings
* Take it off or I'll tear it into pieces! 
** Get me a blindfold, I can't take another look! 
*** Trust me, you can do it better! 
**** Rock out with that fashion, baby! 
***** OMG, you're a total Fashion God! Strut for me, baby!

Bill's Ciggy Drama!

So, what does it takes for our fandom to have an earthquake this time around? Simple. one new insta pic with two things, Bill Kaulitz and a cigarette (a hand gesture to be exact). *BOOM* the ground is shaking, a sudden earthquake has occurred, possibly caused by the never-ending chaotic dramas of the Aliens. Can't help myself to dig in deeper onto this little matter which suddenly became a damn BIG deal all over the net! The scoop; as we all know, during one of the DSDS shows, Bill might have mentioned that he's gonna put an end to his smoking habit. Now, yes indeed, he said he's gonna quit! But may i remind you, if you think he would IMMEDIATELY stop buying those ciggi packets just because he declared it just like that, I suggest you should have a reality check! Know that it isn't easy for him since he's been smoking like a chimney since he was little, so when some of you Aliens out there went rampage and emotionally depressed, (assuming Bill made a broken promise to quit smoking) all that matters with all due respect, don't make Bill Kaulitz's life a living hell! Throwing away all your negative thoughts to Bill like it's the end of the world if he keep on smoking those icky thing. I have to admit seeing Bill smoking is a bit turn off for me but what the heck? it's his life anyway! Let him do whatever he wants! If he wants to continue smoking, let him! If he wants to fall in love, let him! If he wants to date a guy, let him! Leave his personal life to him for God's sake! But if he wants to quit Tokio Hotel, DON'T LET HIM! haha ;p

This is just a reminder post for all the BK fans out there, please just don't make a drama out of anything you see coming from this favourite rockstar of yours. He's a human just like us, he has a life other than being a famous rockstar, so kindly treat and respect him as one :)

p/s: well hey hey, Bill's looking gorgeously sexay in ze photo! ;)

Source: Dax Miller's Webstagram