Friday, October 8, 2010

L'uomo Vogue, Hot or Not?

A Special Fashion Report on Bill & Tom Kaulitz as featured in L'uomo Vogue Magazine! It may be too fashionable for our eyes but let's just take a good look at it and burn our eyes for a worthy hotness for once in a while, shall we? I've done my part and how about you'll be the judge on whether it's Hot or Not, now? ;)

Fashion Case File #1
" Pretty boys presenting the Vintage-like Fashion in Modern Days "


Bill - Any guy would look handsomely stunning in a white plain shirt, that's for sure and if you put it on Bill Kaulitz, he'll make that one boring piece of clothing worth more than it meets the eye! With a touch of an old-style cutting shirt and paired with a black high-waisted pants, this classy fashion made him look some kind like a lost modern vampire who got stuck in his past, the vintage era. But hey, I totally love it even though that shirt is designed with a little baby bib on top! Well, don't blame the designer, it's totally a fashion signature! So, 100% Approved!

Ratings: *****

Tom - Who has ever thought, baggy jeans could be labelled as 'vogue' in a fashion statement? Well, no one! But all thanks to Tom Kaulitz, he has clearly make the fashion scene went havoc on donning his favourite attire in a high-class fashion magazine shoot! You could just stop him by putting a fashionable piece alike to Bill's, but then the real Tom Kaulitz would be all washed away as the fake Tom Kaulitz postered up in his unsual fashion style on the mag! So, better don't! The blue navy baggy jeans is perfect and that Reebok shoes is simply a unique item! But I gotta say that top is a bit turn off. Looks like Tom Kaulitz, the guitarist of the famous band, Tokio Hotel has an undercover job as a cop or maybe he's a part of a rescue team? Yeah no kidding, like that top is inspired by a bullet proof suit, am I right, no?

Ratings: ***

Fashion Case File #2
" Gentlemen Indisguise make you weak on the knees! "


Bill - A simple fashionable tux is good enough for this gorgeous German guy to unleash his power of attraction. I must say, that clean cut high-waisted pants seems to look dashing on him. Complete with a black bow, who said that Bill couldn't live in the tales as old as time? He would make every fashion men in the late eras look all out to date as he swept them off, struting stylishly in his own very unique way! Just one thing upsetting is the snakeskin boots! Such a spoiler to rate this fashion style with full stars.

Ratings: ****

Tom - Tom should wear tux more often! Simpy because it made him look 'oh so handsome and sexy' and it totally screwed his bad boy image! Okay, only a little, maybe. A bad boy gentleman is rarely be seen, but now we know exactly to picture how one would look like. With him dressing up like that, I can assure you, this time you can bring him home to meet your parents without feeling of scared that he couldn't be the boy next door whom parents always seem to adore! Faded thorn baggy jeans and white sneakers is so Tom yet so HOT on him! I just love the whole look, dashingly sexy if I might add.

Ratings: *****


Fashion Case File #3
" Bring the stable and get a ride on those pretty horses, young lads! "


Bill - Don't you think Bill is looking stunning with that beige long coat combined with a pair of sexy tight metalic blue jeans and a metal-like knitted tank top laid underneath? And his snakeskin high boots gave another reason for us to stare, certainly it looks weird on him. Here's a catch, the weirder, the better. And you don't have to worry with his sexy poses and gorgeous unique dollface, Bill will for sure make the boots looked rather stylish even though it isn't really an eye-catching! But obviously, an ugly boots is what you called a genuine fashion piece! So, overall I think he rocked this one out! Fashionably ready for a ride on the horse, Billy? ;)

Ratings: *****

Tom - By now, you must have noticed that Tom would look handsome in any checkered shirts whether it looks extra big, dull, cheap, vintage or whatsoever, he will surely make those checkered shirts aren't just some plain country wears, in fact a con-row headed guy with a rocking soul would look ever so dashing with it! Baggy jeans and loose big tshirt inside are seen to be worn by the typical Tom and those white Adidas sneakers has added more of the hip-hop seasoning for his overall attire. Well, one rowdy hip-hop cowboy is on your way, Giddyup!

Ratings: ****

Fashion Case File #4
" Err..A Little Black Dress for a pretty guy? "


Bill - Let's face it, I know Bill is a fashionisto but come on now! With this black piece of clothing or so called 'little black dress', don't you just wanna rip it off and let him show off his skinny tattooed skin, instead of covering himself in this rocker chick top? I feel like I wanna gag myself up if I happen to see him in this black assemble again. I love the black colour but please no more feminine fashion for Bill, I beg you. His gorgeous face is too good enough to confused people with his actual gender and by adding this piece up, people are surely gonna say, "Okay, he's a guy and he's totally a drag!" Yikes! I can tolerate with that rockish tight black pants and again, that snakeskin resemblence boots, but the top has got to go! Even though, it looks kinda rocking cool with a skull printed motive and all, but it's a humongous No-No for Mr.Sexy Bill Kaulitz here!

Ratings: *

Tom - And I'd say, let's give the bonus points to Tom! Okay, so what he couldn't let loose of those faded multicoloured thorn baggy jeans, he hates wearing it tight, he wants his bottom part to breathe too, you know ;p Hence, baggy jeans has become a comfortable pants for him to wear. This time around, attired with that same old plain black big-sized tee under a black short sleeved jacket, Tom may have look to be more simple yet stylish in a hip-hop rocker male model way. Big watch all geared up on his wrist while his sneakers seemed to fit him pretty well. Tom did it! He stole some points from his twin brother, standing poised by his side ;)

Ratings: *****



Ella's Star Ratings
* Take it off or I'll tear it into pieces!
** Get me a blindfold, I can't take another look!
*** Trust me, you can do it better!
**** Rock out with that fashion, baby!
***** OMG, you're a total Fashion God! Strut for me, baby!



Vogue interview with the Kaulitz Twins ~*

4 comments:

  1. Oh my god)))

    They are really cool boys))))
    I like it)

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  2. sorry. but seriously. i'd fl so gay to be liking bill. at first i thot he's a lady. he has a womanly face. =.= their songs are awesome though..

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  3. I yearn to see Bill in deadly tight black Levis jeans, (and I mean really superskintight) no stretch. With his legs, he would look sensational.

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    1. that would be a JAWDROPPER! in a seriously good way ;)

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